Captain Actual America

Captain Actual America in “I’ll Unify The Fuck Out Of Us, Pal!”

Captain Actual America in “oh no the horror whatever will we do”

Captain Actual America in “The Epistolpalian Church Approves Ammosexual Marriage”

Captain Actual America in “Experts Be Damned!”

Earth Day with Captain Actual America

Captain Actual America in “End [insert cause]”

Captain Actual America in “Fighting For Truth, Justice & The American Cheese”

Introducing… Captain Actual America!