Captain Actual America

Captain Actual America fights for the real America, not the ideal America!

Captain Actual America in “I’ll Unify The Fuck Out Of Us, Pal!”

3 months ago

Captain Actual America in “oh no the horror whatever will we do”

2 years ago

Captain Actual America in “The Epistolpalian Church Approves Ammosexual Marriage”

2 years ago

Captain Actual America in “Experts Be Damned!”

3 years ago

Earth Day with Captain Actual America

4 years ago

Captain Actual America in “End [insert cause]”

4 years ago

Captain Actual America in “Fighting For Truth, Justice & The American Cheese”

4 years ago

Introducing… Captain Actual America!

4 years ago