Well, okay. If you insist…

I grew up in conservative, small-town Ohio. I left, got some education, worked lots of different jobs, met lots of different people, spent time in lots of different places and got into lots of weird situations. Moved to Cleveland. Twice. Left again. Also twice. Now I write comics strips and perform comedy in Los Angeles. Oh yeah. I’ve almost died 4 times.

Welp. That feels like enough.